The Spencer Prattand Heidi Montag wedding weekend/honeymoon photos are on the Web. And yes, they really are as cheesy as you thought they might be.
Click here to see the faux celebrities cavort on a beach, frolic in the waves, do fake push-ups, play kissy face, cuddle, rub sun tan lotion on each other and walk hand-in-hand on the sand. but no sign of those margaritas that may have persuaded Heidi to say "I do."
The sickeningly fake couple look like they're posing for a Mexico resort travel brochure.
How do these two cheese balls sleep at night?
Don't ask. They'd probably take photos and show you, them all spooning, smiling, nestled in each other's arms with dreamy looks on their faces.
It makes total sense for Brand to play the lead role (originally Dudley Moore), a lovable, filthy rich hopeless alcoholic who falls in love with a working-class gal (Liza Minnelli) and doesn’t want to marry the high-society control freak his family has set him up with.
Click here to read more about the British comedian.
According to the Hollywood Reporter, the British comedian is developing the "Arthur" remake for Warner Bros. The movie will be produced by MBST's Larry Brezner ("Good Morning, Vietnam," "Little Britain USA").
Brand was totally hilarious hosting the MTV Music Video Awards with his effete rock star persona. And he was charmingly annoyingly as a rock-star womanizer in "Forgetting Sarah Marshall.”
Brand's Hollywood career seems to be taking off, even though one might use the word "typecast."
Upcoming projects include "Bedtime Stories" with Adam Sandler,Julie Taymor's adaptation of Shakespeare's "The Tempest" and "Get Him to the Greek."
But who will play Liza’s role?
Please don’t let it be Kate Hudson, Brittany Murphy, Drew Barrymore or Cameron Diaz.
MaybeAnne Hathaway? She has a Minnelli-like quality.
As for the butler, played by the late John Gielguld? Any suggestions?
Madonnahas a new man, a new lease on life and a new fashion ad campaign.
It's good to be queen.
And the 50-year-old singer is flaunting it in a new ad campaign for Louis Vuitton. This shot definitely has a Marlene Deitrich world-weary vamp "'See What the Boys in the Backroom Will Have" kinda vibe.
It was all LV designer Marc Jacobs' brilliant idea. Apparently, he blurted out the cutting-edge concept in a creative meeting after seeing her concert the night before.
How about Madonna?
GENIUS! was the probable response.
The six-photo series was shot by Steven Meisel, who shot Madonna's infamous "Sex" coffee table photo book.
Hockey star Sean Avery was suspended by the NHL this week for making an tacky and offensive statement apparently referring to his ex-girlfriends Elisha Cuthbert and Rachel Hunter.
Now he says he’s really, really sorry.
"I would like to sincerely apologize for my off-color remarks to the press yesterday from Calgary, read his mea culpa. "I should not have made those comments and I recognize that they were inappropriate. It was a bad attempt to build excitement for the game, but I am now acutely aware of how hurtful my actions were. I caused unnecessary embarrassment to my peers as well as people I have been close with in the past.
"I apologize for offending the great fans of the NHL, the commissioner, my teammates, my coaching staff and the Dallas Stars management and ownership. As many of you know, I like to mix it up on and off the ice from time to time, but understand that this time I took it too far."
How convenient. Just in time for the Dallas Stars player’s hearing before the hockey league commissioner today about his suspension for making "inappropriate public comments, not pertaining to the game."
Avery made the statement Wednesday morning while bragging to reporters.
See a video of his sexual slur comment, and other players reactions to it, after the jump. But it is offensive, so be warned.
Although he didn't mention her name, his former girlfriend, Cuthbert, 26, one of Maxim's 100 Sexiest Women, now dates Calgary's Dion Phaneuf and was previously linked to a Montreal Canadians player.
Avery has also dated "Stacey's Mom" star Rachel Hunter, who now dates Los Angeles Kings star Jarret Stoll.
Apology or not, this guy’s a creep in our books. The fact that he even thought this, much less said it, makes him a real sleaze bucket.
What do you think?
If it takes a suspension to make this clueless loser realize that he was outta line, what kind of man is he?
The good news is that now that he's exposed his true character, his social activities may be severely curtailed.
Photos: Sean and Elisha in happier times. Rachel and Sean before that. Don't even think about sending apology roses, dude.
Not only wereNick, Joe and Kevin Jonasalready really really nervous about last night's Grammy nomination show.
They were also late getting there! And when they arrived, they had to rush to their seats and almost instantly, their category, best new artist, was announced.
"We are just shocked and blown away," the JoBros told Ryan Seacrest this morning.
Click here to hear their chat with the KIIS-FM host.
They also told Ryan that their pick for record of the year has to be Coldplay's "Viva la Vida."
Click here to see a history of Ryan Seacrest's hair. Seriously.
Apparently, the brothers got to meetfellow Grammy nominee Chris Martinrecently and told Ryan, "He's one of our heroes."
Wish Ryan had asked Joe Jonas how he felt when his clearly still annoyed ex Taylor Swift sang a truly dreadful version of Brenda Lee's classic "I'm Sorry," which sure sounded like it was aimed right at him.
But so did her own song, "White Horse."
Why does singing that song make her sit down during it every time she sings it? Dramatic effect?
We hope that Taylor got all this payback-is-a-you-know-what business with Joe over with last night. Hope it was cathartic. But let's not drag the river on that 27-second phone breakup any longer, OK, Tay?
"13 Going on 30" starMark Ruffalo's younger brother, Scott Ruffalo, was reportedly shot in head at his Beverly Hills condominium early Monday morning
People magazine says Scott is in very serious condition at a Los Angeles hospital.
Ruffalo's rep had no comment. There is police investigation going on.
This is so sad. And so eerily reminiscent of Jennifer Hudson's family shooting. Let's hope these terrible things don't come in threes.
According to police, the shooting took place around 2 a.m. in the building on North Palm Drive where Scott lives.
Scott, 39, is a hairdresser who has worked in Santa Monica and Beverly HIlls salons. He was born in Kenosha, Wis., before moving with his brother and their family to San Diego.
Scott Ruffalo is married to Luzelena Ruffalo and is the stepfather to her daughter, Lucinda.
Our prayers go out to Scott and his family.
Photo: Mark Ruffalo and his wife, Sunrise, at the Toronto Film Festival. Credit: WireImage
Heidi Montag's mom gives her daughter and Spencer Pratt's marriage “six months,” calling it “the biggest mistake Heidi's ever made."
Wow, six months? That long? 'Cause we were thinking more like two.
"He's manipulative and seems to have power over Heidi," Darlene Egelhoff told Us after Montag, 22, blew off Turkey Day with the fam to stay in Cabo San Lucas, where she and Pratt Boy reportedly got hitched. "I would like to see a blood test from Mexico. It wouldn’t surprise me if he had her drugged.
"Spencer has tried to cut everyone out of her life," Egelhoff tells Us. "I've been honest with Heidi, and it's caused our relationship to decline. I'm more devastated about that than the marriage, because I'm confident the marriage won't work out.
"I want the best for my daughter -- and he's definitely not it. I think Spencer wants to possess Heidi more than marry her."
In the new issue of Us Weekly, Montag says she didn't want Egelhoff at her nuptials because she was "starting so much drama.”
"She should be happy I found someone I love," the bride whines to Us. "Some people go their entire lives without finding that."
Pratt, who sweetly refers to his new mother-in-law as "Stalker Mom," says, "I think her mom needs to take a real fat chill pill and be happy for her daughter."
Oh, I bet Darlene can think of a place where Spencer can stuff his big fat chill pill.
What do you think? How long will S&H's marriage last? And is her mom a little nutty or is she correct in her low assessment of her new son-in-law?
“I feel a lot better now than I thought I was going to," the actress told OK! recently. It was hard at first, but I’ve kept my chin up, and it’s just fun now. I only have to answer to myself, and it’s great.”
She recently split with the 39-year-old goth rocker. And along with a brighter mood, she's also ditched the Dita Von Teese look-alike black hair and has lightened up to a strawberry blond. Muuuuuch better!
And inspired by her role as a bitter daughter in "The Wrestler," Wood is seeing her own father, Ira, again. They spent Thanksgiving together in North Carolina and hope to hook up for Christmas.
“I was separated from my dad for most of my life, but we forgave each other for whatever had happened,” she tells OK! “It’s huge for me. He’s been the most supportive dad. No matter what has happened, he’s always been there. And especially right now — he’s been so great. He really helped me out. Making "The Wrestler" was like getting paid to go to therapy.”
But don't expect her to forgive Manson Man. She's working out her daddy issues with the source, not the imitations.
“There have been people I’ve been extremely close to that I’ve had to cut off because I was getting hurt over and over again, and no matter how much I loved them, I couldn’t deal with it,” she tells OK!
Are you happy that she's done with Marilyn? And she's easing up on that harsh, unflattering black hair dye?
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