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November 17th; Quiet day of work in Nigel of Light's kitchen - suprisingly the 3 modem now works well.

November 16th; Robin & I drive down to London. On the way, we stop off in Halifax to buy bacon sandwiches in a greasy spoon called 'The Filling Station' where a cheery cackling woman offers Robin & me some "pussy juice". In London after dark, I meet the Nigel of Light at Angel Islington.
November 15th; Kind Robin arrives in The Village. Exactly as Kate predicted, he is shocked by at the loss of things I have thrown into the skip, and starts to rescue items.

November 14th; Skip arrives. Another day heaving furniture down stairs, cleaning, sorting, and moving stuff around. An old bit of film where the Sixties still look & sound a lot like the Fifties: shades of skiffle. Notice the girls' skirts & shoes. Some sensible remarks on sites like Facebook & Twitter, so often discussed without thought. As for the economy, a few people have noticed Bubble 2.0 is imminent - but why so few? Could it be more obvious?
November 13th; Ed drives me back from Halifax. We meet a friendly woman from a charity that {finally} is willing to take some of the furniture & crockery I want to give away. The boiler resets itself to non-working mode again, with or without power cuts.

November 12th; More work in empty house. Interesting article about depression: dandelion people and orchid people. Worth persisting to get past the leaden American writing.
November 11th; Today is the first Armstice Day in which no British soldiers who fought in World War One are alive any more. The last three Britons who served in the trenches died of old age this year. John & the Nigel of Darkness take the train over from Manchester to have lunch with me. John tells me that Kraftwerk used to have a telephone with no bell. They would pick the phone up each day at exactly 4pm, so if you needed to call them, you had to be calling them right then.

November 10th; Toil in empty house, deciding what to throw away, give away, clean or keep. Power cut darkens whole valley, resetting the hot-water boiler. Again. Pulled muscle in upper back still hurts each time I sneeze, cough, or breathe deeply. Nice.
November 9th; Read a short novel by Michael Dibdin, called 'The Tryst', set in the late 1980s. One psychiatric health worker in the story has the device a couple of friends of mine tried to sell back then - a dartboard portrait of Margaret Thatcher. The book alternates chapters about a woman psychologist with a bad marriage and a boy who lives with some violent glue-sniffing squatters respelt as "the stotters". Some excellent scenes, some good character depiction, and intriguing tense mood. The book ends a little weakly, almost magic-realist in flavour. Dibdin's instinct for his main female character begins to stumble at the close of this amospherically drab story of sullen state dependents and resentful state employees. A puzzling, haunting story within the story told by an elderly veteran of the First World War seems in some unexplained way to be the matching other half to the sulky mood of Thatcherite Britain 70 years later.

November 8th; Funny to think I originally became a futures trader intending to learn about financial markets and then develop trading software like this. Perhaps a narrow escape, all things considered. In Mytholmroyd, go to Saint Michael's Remembrance Sunday service, bumping into Graham & Daphne. Lovely lunch at theirs afterwards. Start work on clearing & sorting in house.
November 7th; Exhausting struggle to get out of London. On a day like today it just seems like a huge machine designed solely to steal my money. I get a bus from Battersea to Oxford Circus, buy some credit on my "3 Telecom" wireless modem, but realise I have to rush to King's X to get my train, so leave without getting the friendly salesman's help to check if my laptop is now able to connect to the internet. No signs at Oxford Circus Tube station upstairs to tell me the Victoria Line is not working so I find myself running through tunnels with two bags, finally arriving at King's Cross five minutes after my booked train has left, drenched with sweat. A completely unsympathetic woman employee at National Express then sells me an open ticket for 84 quid, making the extra day at Kate's to get a 37-quid ticket a day ahead pointless. I then try to connect to 3 Telecom and find I cannot. Four hours later, I have paid much more for a Vodafone modem, staggered back to the Oxford Circus 3 shop where a new assistant refuses to touch my laptop and treats me like a naughty customer, had a 2nd 3 assistant take pity on me and help me check it works on my laptop, then finally got on a train to find that my 3 Telecom connection doesn't work after all. Of course, the Jubilee Line on London Underground was also not working today. At last, at 4.30pm, I am on a train pulling out of the hateful mess of a city. I'm using my new Vodafone modem to reach the internet, of course, not "3". Finally, 9 and a 1/2 hours after leaving Kate's place, I arrive at the miserable little cottage in the rain in west Yorkshire. It now feels like my repair-hungry, uninsurable, damp-stained house, not mother's. Lucky me.

November 6th; Wake up very rested at Kate's in London, wrapped in a wonderfully thick, warm, & heavy curtain. This is where Robin & I arrived late last night. Look at Kate's copy of a book called 'Groovy Bob' about her step-uncle. She says the biographer Harriet Vyner was sneakily dishonest with the family. Vyner promised a study of Robert Fraser's influence as a gallerist on Pop Art and 1960s Swinging London, but instead raided their papers to fill the book with as much hurtful gossip about his life as possible.
November 5th; At a motorway caff in Belgium, eat lunch with Robin. Pick up a handsomely-made booklet about an art exhibition in nearby Leuven about the wonderful painter who inspired Durer, Rogier van der Weyden. Despite the proud remark that Leuven is the oldest university in the Low Countries, the clearly Dutch/Germanic name of both town & artist, and the fact that half of Belgium speaks Dutch, the booklet is in English, French, & German only. There's also a rather obvious translation error [even to someone who doesn't read German] in the title of the German section. This makes it say 'Passion of the Masters' instead of the correct 'Master of the Passions'. The website includes a Dutch/Flemish section, but repeats the German mistake in the Dutch. Most curious, Watson.

November 4th; We drive through more of Germany, and manage to meet Nuel at his new gallery in Cologne in the mid-afternoon. While Nuel finshes work, Robin & I visit an intriguing gallery called 'Kolumba' in a restored church building. It houses a mix of modern & ancient art from the private collection of the city's archbishopric. This includes some mediaeval painted panels, some 1950s fashion illustrator's pen & wash sketches of leggy girls with bob haircuts & almond eyes, and conceptual artworks by Joseph Beuys. Andreas joins us for a kebab later & drinks with friends, including Tonio, manager of a green business selling heat pumps & solar panels. I alarm a shy girl called Pippi with a perhaps rather upfront anecdote from last week about a Budapest blonde with a butterfly-shaped belt buckle.
November 3rd; Robin meets me at Blaha Lujza square for the drive to Germany. Hours of rain, forest-lined autobahns, & grey churning skies. Beneath an oak tree on a farm track somewhere outside Wurzburg, we bed down for the night in the car.

November 2nd; Long, busy day preparing for travel tomorrow. Book market still looks unpromising.
November 1st; With Mystery Friend 2 to walk round Kerepesi Cemetery as night falls on the Day of the Dead, one of the few annual holidays miserable enough to really get Hungarians' full attention. At one monument, a ring of 20 candles in jars and 10 people standing quietly in the dark attract our curious sympathy. We draw close, and I quietly ask the girl next to me in a low voice who the memorial is for. She gulps back a sob, looks at me reproachfully, and turns away, sniffling. At another stone, I walk up behind the gravestone, drawn by another 20 flickering red jar candles, and I find myself next to the tombstone, in the heart of a semi-circle of 6 or 7 Hungarians who appear, looming out of the blackness, standing round me in complete silence. Their ghostly white faces hover in the gloom. They stay motionless & blank-faced as I hastily retreat. During a rather frustrating day it becomes clear that my Vodafone modem is useless, Pannon is not open to sell me a competing device, and my PC laptop seems to no longer connect to Wifi hot spots.


Recent weblog entries continued:

Who can translate the next 300 words into Korean or Hindi? Contact me and there will be revelry.

Languages dying out each week - who cares?

We do - otherlanguages.org is gradually building a reference resource for over five thousand linguistic minorities and stateless languages worldwide.

Thousands of unique language communities are becoming extinct. Out of the world's five to six thousand languages, we hardly know what we're losing, what literatures, philosophies, ways of thinking, are disappearing right now.

So?

We may soon regret the extinction of thousands of entire linguistic cultures even more than we regret the needless extinction of many animals and plants.

The planet is increasingly dominated by a handful of major-language monocultures like Mandarin Chinese, Hindi, Arabic, Indonesian, Urdu, Spanish, Portuguese, English, Swahili, Russian, Cantonese Chinese, Japanese, Bengali - all beautiful and fascinating languages.

But so are the 5,000 others.

These are groups of people?

Linguistic minorities are communities of ordinary people whose native tongue is not their country's main official language. Swedish speakers in Finland, French speakers in Canada, Hungarian speakers in Slovakia - and hundreds more - are linguistic minorities.

And totally stateless languages are the native languages of some of the world's most intriguing, little-known, cultures. Like the Lapps inside the Arctic Circle, the Sards in Sardinia, Ainus in Japan. Cherokee in the US, Scots Gaelic in Britain, Friesian in the Netherlands, Zulu in South Africa. There are only a couple of hundred recognised sovereign states and territories, so more than 5,000 languages are the native tongues of linguistically stateless people.

How could I help?

You don't need to learn an endangered language - any more than go to live in the rainforest to help slow its destruction.

A good start is to just tell friends about websites like this.

Broader public interest makes it easier for linguists to raise funds and organise people to learn these languages while there's time.

That's right. There are people who love languages and are happy to learn them on behalf of the rest of us, but they need support, just like zoologists, botanists, or historians.

Fewer languages still sounds good to me

Depends what you think languages are for. They're not just a tool for business. We never said you should learn three or four thousand rare languages - or even one. And which ones we make children learn in school, or whether we should force children to learn languages at all, is another question.


Typical scene in a European city; Chances are, folk here speak some sort of foreign language *5

A century ago - before we understood ecology, and when we cared less about wilderness, most educated people would have laughed at the idea of worrying about plants or animals going extinct. Now we understand how important species diversity is for our own futures, we are more humble, and more worried.

In the same way, linguistic triumphalism by English-speakers who hated studying foreign grammar at school is dangerously ignorant as well as arrogant. Few of us know what we are losing, week by week. How many people realise these languages have scientific value?

Scientific value?

You can think of these languages across the planet as beautiful cathedrals or precious archeological sites we are watching being destroyed. That should be motive enough.

But these five thousand languages may also hold clues to the structure of the human mind. Subtle differences and similarities

Wireless radio can be a great comfort to those unable to leave the textbooks in which they live *6
between languages are helping archeologists and anthropologists to understand what happened in the hundreds of centuries of human history before written history. And that is one of our best chances of understanding how human brains developed over the thousands of centuries leading up to that.

Study of the mind and study of language go hand in hand these days. The world's most marginal languages are actually precious jigsaw pieces from an overall picture of who we are and how our species thinks and evolves. Every tiny language adds another brightly-coloured clue to this academic detective story.

Yet researchers have hardly started sifting through this tantalising evidence, and language extinction is washing it away right in front of us.

And worst of all, most people have no idea that there is this fantastic profusion of cultures across our world, let alone that they are in danger of extinction. Even just more people learning that there are still five thousand living languages in the world today (most of us would answer five hundred or fifty) is already a huge help.

We English-speakers hardly notice English - it's like air for us. But every other language is also an atmosphere for an entire cultural world, and each of these worlds has people whose home it is. Each language encapsulates a unique way of talking and thinking about life. Just try some time in a foreign prison, being forced to cope in another language, and you'll realise how much your own language is your identity. That's true for everyone.

Minority languages are a human-rights issue?

One of the most basic.

Dozens of millions of people worldwide suffer persecution from national governments for speaking their mother tongue - in their own motherland.

Many 'ethnic' feuds puzzling to outsiders had as their basis an attempt to destroy a linguistic community. Would the Northern Ireland dispute be quite so bitter if we English had not so nearly stamped out the Irish Gaelic language, for example? Almost nowhere in the world does a language community as small as the few thousand Rheto-Romanic speakers - the fourth official language of Switzerland - get the protection of a national government. Next time you see some Swiss Francs, check both sides of the banknote.

But outside exceptional countries like Switzerland or the Netherlands, speakers of non-official languages have a much less protected experience.

Speakers of minority languages are often seen as a threat by both the governments and the other residents of the countries where they were born, grew up, and try to live ordinary lives.

They experience discrimination in the job and education markets of their homelands, often having no choice but to pursue education in the major language of the host state - a deliberate government policy usually aimed at gradually absorbing them into the majority culture of that country.

Mighty oaks from tiny acorns grow, of course *7

Most governments are privately gleeful each time another small separate culture within their borders is snuffed out by a dwindling population or a deliberately centralising education system.

The United Nations is no help. It is an association of a couple of hundred sovereign states based on exclusive control of territory, almost all of them anxious to smother any distinct group or tradition that in any way might blur or smudge the hard-won borders around those pieces of territory.

The usual approach by sovereign states is to deny their linguistic minorities even exist.

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Mark Griffith, site administrator / contact at otherlanguages.org

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*1 image from , with thanks
*2 "Al-Araby" in written Arabic (read more)
*3 "What?" in American Sign Language; image from , with thanks
*4 "Big" in written Chinese (read more); image from , with thanks
*5 image from , with thanks
*6 image from , with thanks
*7 image from 'B?ume', with thanks to Bruno P. Kramer, and Franckh-Kosmos Verlag

useful:

.list of pro-ID-card MPs
.languages of the world
.Internet free speech
.weights & measures
.5000 English words
.2000+ Chinese char.s
.persian/english dictionary
.radio page
.search engines 1 2 3
.currency rates 1 2 3 4 5

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.enigmatic mermaid
.languagehat
.billy
.prentiss
.francis
.samizdata
.patrick
.rainy day
.varangy
.diaries abroad
.hereinside
.samuel pepys
.hasanpix
.ehsan
.cora
.mychronicles
.openbrackets
.whump
.sargasso

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.country domain names
.newspapers worldwide
.language-learning 1 2
.find old websites
.splendid HTML tutorial
.receive faxes by e-mail
.webhost
.software downloads
.list of minimalist websites
.kitco

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books {...or films here}
1 metrologie historique
2 postmodernism & the other
3 disaster (news on sunday)
4 money unmade (russian barter in the 1990s)
5 the sleepwalkers
6 e
7 the kruschev era
8 the end of science
9 don't you want me?
10 the carpet wars
11 zelator
12 life of thomas more
13 faber book of science
14 gilgamesh
15 out of it
16 guns, germs & steel
17 words & rules
18 figure in the landscape
19 life without genes
20 bede's history of the english
21 the nothing that is
22 zoology
23 journey by moonlight
24 heavenly serbia
25 ratkay endre
26 the handmaid's tale
27 the selective eye
28 a megismerese epitokovei
29 intention
30 thirty nine steps
31 princess
32 the pyramids
33 the etruscans
34 moonchild
35 paradise news
36 culture of time & space 1880 to 1918
37 szimmetria
38 babel orokeben
39 astro-archeology
40 a history of islamic spain
41 high gothic
42 among the believers
43 the renaissance
44 augustine
45 mcvicar
46 atomised
47 tangled wing
48 da vinci code
49 nature via nurture
50 termeszet szamai
51 decline & fall of roman empire
52 practical cheesemaking
53 the sufis
54 fra angelico at san marco
55 the cryptographer
56 they have a word for it
57 szamok valosan innen & tul
58 artistic theory in italy 1450 to 1600
59 darwin's black box
60 indiai ejszaka
61 cleopatra: histories, dreams & distortions
63 what mad pursuit
64 language, the learner & the school
65 writing the romantic comedy
66 the blank slate
67 dougal & the blue cat
68 diego velasquez
69 horse nonsense
70 a certain chemistry
71 deterring democracy
72 textiles
73 thief of time
74 bloodsucking fiends
75 right ho, jeeves
76 generativ grammatika
77 1st time i got paid for it
78 galapagos
79 othello
80 understanding media
81 mysticism
82 short history of french literature
83 best on the market
84 art of seeing
85 culture & imperialism
86 food of the gods
87 arabic-islamic cities
88 the alchemist
89 verbal learning & memory
90 building a successful software business
91 don't make me think!
92 memory
93 the u.s. & the arab world
94 hard times
95 spells for teenage witches
97 the pig that wants to be eaten
98 encyclopaedia of stupidity
99 seventy eight degrees of wisdom: part i
100 beach watching
101 the ancient greeks
102 brainstorms
103 seventy eight degrees of wisdom: part ii
104 utopia
105 technical writing for engineers & scientists
106 alphabet versus goddess
107 writing on drugs
108 news from somewhere
109 isp survival guide
110 petrus hispanus mester logikajabol
111 art of seduction
112 stet
113 penguin by design
114 the sense of being stared at
115 the golden ratio
116 dinamikus emlekezet
117 margins of reality
118 hopjoy was here
119 bump in the night
120 box of delights
121 color atlas of immunology
122 fashionistas
123 pi in the sky
124 a new kind of fool
125 one man's meat
126 greek fire
127 the buddha in daily life
128 beginner's dutch
129 private life of the brain
130 solar ethics
131 pedant in the kitchen
132 knots
133 the planets within
134 encyclopaedia of ancient & mediaeval history
135 consilience
136 the age of scandal
137 fashion: the 20th century
138 the tipping point
139 design literacy
140 the silent partner
141 hamlet
142 1421
143 the 1890s
144 godel's proof
145 rosencrantz & guildenstern are dead
146 beyond reason
147 little book of music theory
148 q-basic
149 alone of all her sex
150 social studies
151 eternal darkness
152 drawn from memory
154 a guide to elegance
155 medea & other plays
156 the future of money
157 cheese
158 grammars of creation
159 aquarian conspiracy
160 the climate crisis
161 true fiction
162 the making of memory
163 why most things fail
164 genetikai abece
165 finding fulfilment
166 genome
167 the broken estate
168 inigo jones
169 flashman & the dragon
170 from bauhaus to our house
171 100 great paintings
172 kis spanyol nyelvtan
173 the historian
174 tomorrow's gold
175 charting made easy
176 life after life
177 spanyol igei vonzatok
178 the eclipse of art
179 fire in the mind
180 the human body
181 out of control
182 possession
183 simplified chinese characters
184 the generation of 1914
185 intellectuals
186 world of late antiquity
187 riddle & knight
188 informacio kultusza
189 napoleon of notting hill
190 secrets: palm-reading
191 meet yourself as you really are
192 cat's abc
193 intro to spanish poetry
194 rise of christian europe
195 philip's guide to electric living
196 sins for father knox
197 celtic twilight
198 myths of love
199 snobbery with violence
200 just like tomorrow
201 7 basic plots
202 experiment with time
203 vile bodies
204 icons & images: 60s
205 fisher king
206 new jerusalem
207 born on a blue day
208 surveillir & punir
209 trial of socrates
210 how to catch fairies
211 conversations on consciousness
212 mind performance hacks
213 conscience of the eye
214 beau brummell
215 evolution
216 the outsider
217 raja yoga
218 rise of political lying
219 occidentalism
220 colossus
221 secret teachings of jesus
222 blue murder
223 nostrodamus the next 50 years
224 homage to catalonia
225 charity ends at home
226 palace of dreams
227 discovering book collecting
228 beyond the outsider
229 the last barrier
230 that hideous strength
231 indian sculpture
232 small world
233 evolution & healing
234 in search of memory
235 campo santo
236 llewellyn's 2007 tarot reader
237 dream of rome
238 why buildings fall down
239 the empty space
240 england made me
241 greek science in antiquity
242 science, a l'usage des non-scientifiques
243 utmutato tarot
243 hunt for zero point
244 william wilberforce
245 viktor schauberger
246 untouchable
247 the vitamin murders
248 straw dogs
249 elizabeth's spymaster
250 the hard life
251 the god delusion
252 the intellectual
253 undercover economist
254 quirkology
255 chasing mammon
256 early mesopotamia & iran
257 the strange death of david kelly
258 the pilgrimage
259 origin of wealth
260 maxims
261 the finishing school
262 the shepherd's calendar
263 islamic patterns
264 lost world of the kalahari
265 german short stories 1
266 electricity
267 liber null & psychonaut
268 born to rebel
269 wittgenstein's poker
270 will the boat sink the water?
271 romeo & juliet
272 why beautiful people have more daughters
273 the crossing place
274 the turkish diplomat's daughter
275 missionary position
276 lust in translation
277 teaching as a subversive activity
278 how german is it
279 empires of the word
280 warped passages
281 the power of now
282 ponder on this
283 sword of no-sword
284 narcissism
285 blink
286 shock of the old
287 basque history of the world
288 truth: a guide
289 who shot jfk?
290 newtonian casino
291 power & greed
292 the world without us
293 5-minute nlp
294 concise guide to alchemy
295 evidence in camera
296 4-hour work week


films ..................................
1 k-pax
2 very annie mary
3 wasabi
4 gosford park
5 arany varos
6 minority report
7 amelie
8 bridget jones' diary
9 arccal a fo:ldnek
10 monsters' ball
11 cube
12 man with no past
13 talk to her
14 szerelemtol sujtva
15 bowling for columbine
16 matrix3
17 zoolander
18 anything else
19 farenheit 9/11
20 8 & 1/2 women
21 madagascar
22 kill bill 1
23 dude, where's my car?
24 the woman in green
25 the hunger
24 nightwatch
25 de battre son coeur s'est arrete
26 wicker man
27 v for vendetta
28 courage the cowardly dog
29 casino royale
30 power of nightmares
31 charlie's angels
32 full throttle
33 foxy brown
34 paths of glory
35 airplane
36 between iraq & a hard place
37 mutiny on the bounty
38 flashmob the opera
39 octopussy
40 bakkerman
41 kiterunner

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October 31st; Dinner party at Martin's. Intriguing mix of dinner guests for Martin's excellent cooking. This includes: a girl who works for a company affiliated to Desire{e}/Bill, the cross-dressing fugitive from the US Food & Drug Administration who makes porn films, but no longer runs a nightclub; an American fellow who warns us that the US government is breeding Dr-Moreau-type half-pig half-goose genetic monstrosities in a secret experimental station on Plum Island in order to create new strains of bird flu & pig flu - he is marketing a brand of beer made only from barley found inside crop circles; and a cheerful girl who insists on calling the FBI the FHB and talks across other people on random topics rather like a Soviet jamming transmitter. We eat a lovely appetiser, wonderful soup, a tasty meat course, and a divine, alcohol-drenched chocolate pudding. Projected on Martin's wall meanwhile, an old black-and-white secret-police instructional video from the 1960s explains how to bug dissidents, how to search apartments & people thoroughly, and how to confidentially pass messages to other agents.
October 30th; Drinks in a smoky bar with Mystery Friend 2 & Edith & Anonymous Slav, who says at one point, of the part of Switzerland she lives in, "I believe that my canton is the centre of all evil in Europe."

October 29th; Sunspot 1029, this year's biggest, looking fierce in this wonderful photograph taken by Pete Lawrence. These 2 photos are by Lecoq Etienne, showing the now larger sunspot, "about the size of Earth". A close-up from Gianluca Valentini, and a shot with Earth added for size comparison by Dave Gradwell, all via this site. Meanwhile: Think I'm in Love {though it makes me kind of nervous to say so}. Good use of Random Bloke in Background, unless he's some famous bluesman I'm supposed to recognise in my sleep.
October 28th; Serious day. Work & prepare for travel. Glue holds in position for half the bookshelves. Straighten edges of rust stripe on table top. Cut up photocopies into small rectangles that stick exactly on top of each of 18 business cards. The usual.

October 27th; Find some real rice paper, the kind you can eat. Then to an Internations event, where Nicolas the Life Coach, genial Rohit, smouldering Tunde, and many others, meet & drink. Soap Opera Story Planner introduces me to Zsu, an editor on the show. She demands a clear breakdown from me on the precise appeal of Hungarian girls to foreign men.
October 26th; Find rice paper that is really just decorative paper, not actually edible, though I nibble some outside the stationer's to be sure. Meet Magdolna for a rather good East-Mediterranean salad in a place with walls covered in Hebrew newspaper pages.

October 25th; Surprisingly eventful Sunday. Finish some editing for Zsofi at the Hungarian Quarterly. At the gym afterwards I'm surprised to see Fitness Mariann hunched in the reception area, glowering at the carpet, apparently being debriefed by her boyfriend/trainer after yesterday's event. The atmosphere is so grim & serious it's clear she didn't do well. I get on with my own session in the weights cellar. Some time later, I come upstairs for some bottled water. She's still wearing the eyelash centipedes, but now a tracksuit top partly unzipped. I notice a bit of ribbon poking out of the zip in the three Hungarian colours: red, white, green. Thinking she might have got somewhere in something after all, I ask encouragingly if she had some results yesterday? She sulkily mutters yes. I ask what? Still looking down and avoiding my eyes, she irritably admits she came top in the national event. She seems so angry I daren't press her for more details.
The clocks moved again today, the bastards.
Neighbour Katalin, after we met in the lift last week, pops round with some schnapps from her home, Kiskoros. She is a bubbly girl and seems remarkably cheerful & proud about coming from this undoubtably blameless small town near Kecskemet. We chat & have some more schnapps then some tea, then compare flats, since she lives right next door. She is very kind about my Hungarian, while affably correcting my mistakes, which is going to be useful practice if we can keep this up. As she leaves, It is later than I thought, I check my phone, and I find I left it switched off all day. I switch it on, and receive a variety of messages {including a completely missed lunch invitation from someone}. It's now clear that I'm exactly an hour late for dinner at Magdolna's. I rush over, and there meet Gabor, Peter, Heikki, Aline, and an agitated & long-suffering Magdolna who is really very reasonable about me being 80 minutes late for dinner.
After several days with no sunspots, a new system, 1029, has emerged just since Friday. A space weather website explains helpfully: "The sunspot's magnetic polarity identifies it as a member of new Solar Cycle 24. If its growth continues apace, sunspot 1029 could soon become the biggest sunspot of 2009. Readers with solar telescopes are encouraged to monitor developments." The insistent, even relentless or oppressive, sound of a Seamus Haji mix. Overpowered {Roisin Murphy} / Feel the Vibe {Axwell} / Freek U {Bon Garcon}.
October 24th; Saturday. Wake out of a vivid fantasy where I am asleep in my dream {what Jake was trying to get us to do in his dream-group masterclass years ago} and a girl is waking me up with a gentle kiss on the lips, some of her hair softly brushing against my cheek. So I wake up twice over, as it were. Perhaps Cake Fragrance Madness affects all who breathe air heavy with honeyed lemon. Another visit to Vodafone, so get closer to the end of the George Eliot book. An employee called Roland tells me he can help with their modem but "he does not help" with my 2 laptops not receiving internet. I should go to service centres for the computers. I point out that computer service centres say the real problem is the Vodafone modem, so he partly relents. Roland refuses to tackle the wireless connection dropping on my Apple, but helpfully gets the PC laptop & modem co-operating with each other again. I drop by the helpful Apple showroom to see about the other laptop, and the assistant there in English calls the Huawei modem device that Vodafone & T-Mobile both use "I am sorry to say like this but a piece of junk and the software in it another piece of junk". We smile & nod for a moment. Then he suggests Pannon might have a better modem, adding significantly that no customer ever brings him a Pannon modem saying it won't work with an Apple Mac.
Meanwhile, perhaps the most important news of 2009: Germany's High Court outlaws electronic voting.

October 23rd; Tank Friday. Back at the gym, Fitness Mariann simmers behind the counter, glaring steadily at an almost-full bottle of drinking water. The bad mood might partly come from having only drunk one glass of water all day. She cannot drink, she explains, because she is on a low-fluid regimen before tomorrow's weigh-in at some kind of national girl-fitness contest. She has also transformed herself from gloomy cute girl into slightly unnerving vamp. She does this with some bronze-coloured eyeshadow on the eyelids giving them a metallic appearance, two false upper lashes that bristle alarmingly like tropical centipedes, an all-over tan, and an all-black figure-hugging outfit. This has one of those very broad black belts that on a slim-enough girl accentuate the slenderness by sitting on the hipbones. Not what I'd have recommended, but all works quite well on her - she must be psyching herself into a state of competition anger. Either that or proving a point to someone. She seems incredulous that I went to find her potting studio last weekend. She blinks in disbelief as if suddenly confused as to whether I am pretending or.... Dear God, actually interested in her ceramics classes?
A song called 'Honey' by Tosca. Though the singer seems to say "I want my money" this might just be my jaundiced ear. Strangely appropriate soundtrack for sinking a candle-heated skewer through 20mm sandwiches of transparent plastic. Drinks with Mystery Friend 2, Exotic Girl, Tamas & Katalin. Once the first two have gone home, it's the small hours, and we remaining three are in a heroically dingy & smoky cellar bar {where I bump into Mary and briefly meet her girlfriends from Ireland}. This is when the two Hungarians get down to business and turn the conversation to a thorough discussion of lesbianism. Tamas disapproves of Sapphic sisterhood, seeing lesbians as women who no longer need us men, while Katalin - she finds it all ....fairly natural & unworrying. Probably the moment to revisit 'Then There's Her' by Swayzak.
October 22nd; Thursday. Go to meet Magdolna in the early evening, though she is stuck in a traffic jam so her son makes me some mint tea. We have little time to talk about her time with Heikki in Geneva before I go on to Mystery Friend 2 for dinner. Martin is there with a friend. Mystery Friend 2's startlingly pretty & quick-witted weekend guest Exotic Girl is something of a surprise. I briefly appal everyone by suggesting it is corrupt for net recipients of government spending to have the same vote as net taxpayers, but MF2 reminds us that "German women are essentially Nazis who feel they lack lebensraum, so want to associate themselves sexually with the victors of the last war." The conservative American satirist P.J. O'Rourke, he adds, was not upset about being derided as a Nazi because, in O'Rourke's words "No woman ever dreamt of being raped by a man dressed as a liberal."

October 21st; Wednesday. Catch train out to Vac, then a bus ride on from there to a village halfway to Miskolc. Stephen Z picks me up. We go back to his, meet his 2 cats, his horse, and his energetic & affectionate half-Puli dog. He cooks a lovely lunch with salad from the garden, then we look round his studio and his greenhouse before having a long chat in front of his wood stove. As we leave to catch my bus back to Vac, I forget to borrow one of his iron keys.
October 20th; Tuesday. Begin to accomplish things with the bookcase. Now I've smoothed down the sharp cut ends of the 10" steel rods with sandpaper, the whole thing is starting to take shape. At dinner, Mystery Friend 2 urges me again to read Peter Oborne's disturbing book on Britain's new class of professional politicians.

October 19th; Monday. Go into Vodafone with partial success. The novel Marion gave me is turning into my queuing-at-Vodafone reading. The last 200 pages have all been read while waiting for my number to come up on visits to Vodafone customer service. Back in my flat, I have used so many lemons bleaching parts of the tabletop, and furniture wax on top, I thought I might as well say to hell with it and rub in cinnamon & cloves as well. As a result, a thick, overpowering aroma of spiced honey & lemon now hits me each time I leave my bedroom. Entering the main room of my flat is now like climbing inside a giant cake.
October 18th; Sunday. Day off the internet after both laptops crashed at the same time yesterday. About three days ago, I realised that the large translucent plastic lid {3' x 18"} seemingly tightly sealing the topmost of three boxes of my clothes out on the balcony, had vanished some time in the previous few days. The boxes were a gift from Martin some months back. It must have been ripped off in a gust of wind, and whizzed down into the street at an angle like a huge oblong frisbee. I wonder if it hit anyone in the head? Gone now, squirreled away somewhere within minutes of landing. Koop's tune 'Relaxing at Club Fusion'.

October 17th; Saturday. One tram stop from the Medical 'University', I find what I'm sure is the "grey door" Mariann 2 said led to the cellar workshop for her potting classes, right next to the old building painted a green cake-icing colour. I'd have called the grey door a corrugated metal door, and it's locked today, but I'm pretty sure this is the right place.
Last night I read the short book Martin kindly lent me, called 'Letter to a Christian Nation' by Sam Harris. A bit disappointing, as I should probably have guessed from the effusive introduction by Richard Dawkins. Harris, in short clear sentences, addresses the Biblical literalists that intelligent Americans are understandably so embarrassed to share their nationality with, and tells them why they are wrong. Harris does not quite say, as Dawkins does elsewhere, that other more moderate Christians are evasive & dishonest because you are either literal-minded or you have no mind, but it is hard not to feel that both men are only really comfortable tackling people who completely lack subtlety. Telling creationists what they believe is false should be about as close to shooting fish in a barrel as you can get, but Harris makes quite a meal of it. The argument is twofold: the Bible is an immoral book that contains lots of nasty ethical demands {enslave people, stone them to death, and so on}, and the Bible is a factually untrue book. Therefore it is downright scary for the rest of us that millions of Americans seem genuinely convinced that the world is only 6,000 years old or whatever, and that these same Americans feel uniquely empowered and morally righteous, on the basis of not having read very much of the Good Book, and having understood even less of it. So far so good. Just this afternoon, I pass a poster on the platform of some metro station advertising these people, whoever they are. They cheekily give themselves a URL that means 'Research Centre', and slogans reading 'Farewell to Darwin', and 'People, we are not animals!'. Clearly, there is a problem then. However, I see no evidence that Harris {or Dawkins ....perhaps Hitchens will surprise me} have any understanding of what that problem is. To start with, Harris seems to genuinely believe that organised religions are at the basis of many wars {rather than, as they might be, tribal markers which could, and would, be substituted for by other group identities}. Another possibility that seems not to occur to him is that literal belief in your own traditional religious dogma might be a good indicator of the same kind of stupidity and lack of knowledge of other cultures that causes wars, and hence not a cause of war, but an effect in common with war of something deeper. Rather he seems to share with Dean Swift the view that groups of people who fight to the death centuries after the murder of Ali {Sunni versus Shia} or the break with Rome {Catholic versus Protestant}, etc really are engaged in absurd wars purely motivated by details of doctrine. For religious dogma to be the real driver, a satirical metaphor like Swift's crass Big-Enders-versus-Little-Enders dispute in Gulliver {a war over which end of the boiled egg to crack open} would be spot on. This is a bizarre belief. It actually qualifies as a more primitive analysis than the Marxist view that all religious disputes are really economic disputes in disguise, and that's primitive. Clearly some combatants see it that way, just as some are acting out the Marxist cartoon of human history, and still others are following some other very basic script. But to actually believe that a world without religious dogma is (1) achievable, and (2) would have less war in it than now, might well be a more dangerous delusion than any of America's redneck evangelical delusions, and that's saying something. Even if it only equals the dangerousness of Biblical literalists' belief in a rapture into heaven or a second coming of whichever Messiah, it's almost as naive. Harris has a couple of things in common with Swift. Both men are quite clever, but not very clever, and are prone to judge other people, as is the university habit, on their remarks & beliefs rather than on what they do. Therefore, someone who glances at their newspaper horoscope each morning, with its silly implausible platitudes about being careful with money, meeting interesting strangers, or finding an opportunity at work, must be mad or retarded, and we should be alarmed if this person is going to perform a medical operation on us or prepare our tax accounts. The fact that many very skilled surgeons and accountants do have odd habits like reading their horoscopes, or attending a church service, or filling in a lottery coupon with a superstitious system of their own devising they secretly know cannot possibly make sense, seems a tough one for people like Harris to grasp. His real target, the fundamentalists, are - it seems to me - people who have embraced the literal-mindedness & materialism of his outlook and that of the 18th century in general, and applied it maniacally to their own incoherent hopes & emotions about the sacred & mystical. Sociologists who study terrorists have noted that religious fundamentalism is a surprisingly modern, post-18th-century phenomenon, and that many religious fundamentalists are "intelligent, educated" people. What they mean by that phrase is people with medical degrees, chemistry degrees, engineering degrees, which largely means people who have memorised a lot of stuff, and have been drilled in a very restricted set of ways to think about that stuff. I've met a good number of people with university qualifications who've never had an original thought in their lives, and who specifically got those qualifications by uncritically doing what they were told to do throughout their most formative years. A small number of graduates are bright and can think outside their box, but if you are surprised that the average university graduate in a science subject makes a good suicide bomber, your eyes have not been very open. Harris's own philosophy degree seems to have left him believing something not far off vulgar logical positivism: page 64, 65 "It is time we acknowledged a basic feature of human discourse: when considering the truth of a proposition, one is either engaged in an honest appraisal of the evidence and the logical arguments, or one isn't." Sounding a bit like Strawson at his most smug, Harris breezily rules out doubt, vagueness, the murky merging of evidence with the theories that frame and select it. No wonder he is so secure arguing with creationists. They are opponents who have embraced the flatminded materialism of the Vienna Circle, and have chosen to think just like him, only the other way round. Of course, someone who dogmatically asserts what we're almost certain is true looks less daft than someone who dogmatically asserts what we're almost certain is false, but they're both passengers in any real intellectual venture. So here we are, almost a hundred years after Russell's attacks on religion, and his demands that people be intellectually consistent. Some people who find their religious badge comforting & familiar have risen to the challenge. They've become intellectually consistent - by framing their religious views literally, and adjusting everything else in their worldview to fit, all the way to looking quite barmy. Anything rather than be inconsistent, right?
The idea that the shrillness and manic self-certitude of American hick Christianity is in large part based on a defiant reversal of their sense of social inferiority and on the insistence by others that they are deluded seems to have also never crossed Harris's mind. Instead he sees himself as part of the cure, telling creationists that their holy book has no up-to-date mathematics in it, as if that's going to persuade anyone. Of course, crime, war, sex drive & religious passion all increase measurably with distance from the poles, but he hasn't noticed this either. Presumably he thinks that if the ranting proles of Alabama could be cured of their religious obsessions they would start to behave just like Swedes or Canadians?
Of course, adopting his values for a moment {"either something is true or it isn't"}, the sentence at the top of page 65 {"either one is engaged in an honest appraisal of the evidence and the logical arguments, or one isn't."} is also just false. A brief review of human activities from judging a painting or piece of music or a woman's looks {evidence?}, interpreting a legal rule in a tricky case {if that discussion is comprised of only evidence and logic, why are there always disagreements, and why can we often not conclusively show which views are wrong and which are right?}, a woman deciding if she is really in love or just fond of someone {logical arguments?}, deciding if a joke is funny, the list goes on... will show anyone this who thinks for a minute. Even Austin & Wittgenstein both managed to get this far past the threadbare proposition model of human discourse some years before 1950. Then on page 43 we have: "I know of no society in human history that ever suffered because its people became too desirous of evidence in support of their core beliefs." Aside from the lovely pre-war phrase "too desirous of evidence" which strengthens my hunches about exactly who was on his reading list at Stanford, this bland profession of ignorance needs a little translating. If we just substitute a term like "crisis of confidence" or "excessive caution", the examples literally tumble into view. Very arguably, Britain is a society now suffering because it is too desirous of evidence in support of its core beliefs. Given Harris's touching affection for the Jainists & their manful commitment to non-harming, {such as taking trouble not to inhale insects by wearing a mouth veil - he wisely doesn't explain how their very consistent beliefs are so demanding that much of Jainist practice is delegated to monks, at one extreme the naked "sky-clad" monks, who must live only by begging, and can only own a wooden bowl for food, but no clothing} they too are a rather obvious example. They are an austere and interesting sect driven into near insignificance in their native India - possibly because they just aren't assertive enough about their beliefs. Likewise Buddhism, much admired in the West and the Far East, but almost vanished in India, its country of origin. In fact every culture that has ever gone into decline has as part of that decline started to doubt its own core beliefs, some of which were irrational and evidence-free all along, but only noticed as such once the culture is already fading and on the way out. As for individuals, any lover or military commander knows well that in some cases no decision is actually worse than a bad decision, and that many vital decisions must be taken without any evidence at all, for or against. This is because many of the challenges of life take place in real time without rehearsal and with no chance of a rerun. All this science-centric, emotion-free appraising of evidence with reasoned argument, as a philosophy of life is just ridiculous. Most ordinary people undamaged by extended rote-education can see this at once. This book confirms my slowly growing perception of the United States as profoundly provincial. Encouraged by its own confidence, this is a country which has amassed huge wealth & knowledge through the dogged energy and honest thrift of provincial Britons and Germanic Continentals, thrillingly set free from all depth and nuance.
October 16th; Friday. Lunch with Martin at a stall deep in the maze of alleys that is the Chinese market. Turns out we pick a surprisingly good stall - and Martin knows what to ask for. I take him round the big Chinese supermarket over the road, and he recognises all sorts of Chinese & Japanese food that are just strange, meaningless wrappers and jars to me. Back at his place we have a coffee and an intriguing soft white sweetmeat from Japan made from pounded rice dough that we found at the supermarket. At the gym later on, I ask Fitness Mariann at the counter how her new course {the 3rd course now} is coming on. She shows me 2 photos on her mobile phone of a large clay dish perhaps for fruit, before and after she cut a very precise grille of pierced curved holes in the sides of the soft clay. It's a very accomplished piece of careful work, and this is after six pottery classes. Perhaps she's found the right course at last. But she shows me these pictures with a strange kind of sullen defiance. What have I done wrong? Offering to help her with her homework during the two weeks she was on a finance course? Asking her out a couple of times? Odd. Maybe just tired - I ask about paying to use the kiln, and she gives me directions to the cellar studio with a grey door, saying she's sure outsiders can pay for use of the kiln, but she's not sure if the potter's wheel can also be hired outside lesson times.

October 15th; Thursday. Stylish trailer for Modesty Blaise.
October 14th; Learn more about how Twitter works.

October 13th; Infuriating non-stop rain of yesterday replaced by dry, chilly, cleansing wind. Cross Danube, find Alvi's office in Buda, give back OSX 10.5 disc, buy a drill, look in antique shops for an iron key. At corner of Margit korut and Bem Jozsef street powerful mood suddenly hits me. There is late afternoon to my left, tinges of acid yellow sunset in the sky above the buildings, and early evening to my right, that end of the sky a dark plasticine grey that makes the rooftops luminous in contrast. A gust of cold wind slams into me, trying to rip my coat off. The poignancy of autumn and bittersweet passing time washes over me - a strange, almost refreshing emotion. A kind of puzzled ecstasy tugs at my heart for a solid ten minutes. Adding the two sides of the river together, I walk past at least eight opticians over the next half hour. Now what's that all about? as they say in London. Talking of London, Little_Lawyer alerts me to Charon QC, and his coverage of yet another step down for Britain's House of Commons as a place that matters. It seems a UK newspaper has been gagged by a court injunction from reporting on a Parliamentary question, who asked it, of which minister, on which topic, or why. At least we can see MPs & what ties they're wearing on the television screen though. Which is what really matters, isn't it?
The Facebook group for my book publishing imprint is starting to pick up numbers. Becoming urgent to reach the people who still read.
October 12th; Tea x2 with Franc. Tim, a lucky type, notices an article by a psychologist about learning to become lucky. Partly about learning to look around and notice things, the research says.

October 11th; Tim drops by, kindly bringing some boltcutters, a whizzy industrial saw, and the cheerful little tot, his youngest. While Florence admires my green fluffy crocodile and four-foot-long blow-up aeroplane, Tim out on the balcony quickly saws the 5mm-thick rod down to roughly 10-inch lengths, donning my tacky mirrored sunglasses for eye protection. We repair to the Turkish restaurant to celebrate.
October 10th; Rise late. Grey rainy skies. After dark, to Birthday Party 2, another event hosted by Nicolas The Life Coach to continue the merriment. There I meet an Englishman who is one of the five story planners who drive the plot forward for Hungary's most successful soap opera. Intriguing to hear that this work is all done in English under an Australian editor, and five story planners each design a day a week with two other editors, which then gets turned into Hungarian script. It's all about the emotion, he explains.

October 9th; Complicated & successful day. Ends by meeting Inese & Tiina for dinner at the Slovak restaurant, with the idea that we will go from there to join Nicolas The Life Coach for his birthday party in a nearby club. However, we get reports that a crowd of football supporters has packed out the club, and slowly Inese, Tiina, their colleague Bella & I are joined by other people. We phone & text Nicolas every hour or so, making our group a kind of Rosencrantz & Guildernstern parallel party that somehow has to stay separate from the main grouping in case we explode on contact. We go to several night clubs, growing in size but never quite coming across Nicolas & the main set of revellers. I recall years ago once saying to Timon, Cressida's brother, that Cambridge gave you the haunting feeling that the most fabulous party ever was happening just a couple of streets away if only you knew which direction to walk. I can still see Timon smiling oddly for a second and then saying "Ah yes... the 1960s were rather like that."
October 8th; Repulsive dreams, but superb day. Back when hepcats were hepcats, the Graham Bond Organisation from the superbly named 'Gonks Go Beat'. Judging from these clips, a film so wonderfully strange we should all see it immediately.

October 7th; Troubled dreams, but awake refreshed.
October 6th; Dark & polished: 'Drink to Get Drunk'.

October 5th; Put colours in website. Needs work.
October 4th; Short day today since last night stayed up reading a novel manuscript by a friend. Might have 1 or 2 quibbles, but it must be compelling to keep me reading to the last page at 6am. Some rather bleached-out concert film from an open-air event, yes, forty years ago, 1969. During a brief bit of optimism and drive before they ran out of chords, Grand Funk Railroad getting it just right with 'Are You Ready?'. Footage of the audience now much more interesting than the performers on stage: check the Jackie Kennedy lookalike at 1:37. Three decades later, and the mood had wearied somewhat. Portishead deliver on their promise for once with an effectively eerie 1997 video for All Mine. But when you're so mannered you put fake Italian subtitles in the middle to make your retro film more intriguingly weird, it's safe to say the innocence is lost. The little girl mouthing the lyrics, Michelle Montgomery, gets credited at the end with orchestra & others.

October 3rd; Franc pops over for tea & cakes, and admires my table-top & the steel rod destined for the bookcase-to-be.
October 2nd; American singer tries to say something interesting without compromising his inarticulacy: often a touching sight. Citizen Cope and 'Fame' - given a slideshow that also strains to speak. Look out for man in shorts in kitchen with glass of wine.

October 1st; Bring table-top in off balcony, scrape, wash & wax it. Clean balcony. Make order in my room {as, long ago, Dorisz used to say in her wonderfully formal English}. Cut the odd half-inch ends of steel rod down so as to have ten pieces all the same length, about 149 centimetres each. The kind man at the warehouse yesterday used a boltcutter to snip each of the five 3-metre lengths in half {though not too exactly} so enabling me to carry the rod on public transport without looking like a situationist. However, cutting through ten 5mm steel rods with a 15-shilling saw is rather slow work, citizens. In my defence, took the rod to a hardware shop, showed it to a dolt in overalls, and he presented me with this blade, assuring me it would be just the job. Just can't get the staff any more.


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