Submitted by Dom Doze on 20 May 2009 - 5:27pm
The missing link between one strange lesser-mammalian ape-man and another strange lesser-mammalian ape-man has been found and catalogued by biologists.
For a long time certain groups of 'chosen' people had refused to believe in biology, chemistry or physics until this strange, elusive, creature was found.
Their reasons seemed to centre around a book of collected Middle-Eastern low-brow literature and a sanctimonious, power-hungry deity with a sadistic vendetta against anything of his own creation.
This astonishing belief system has finally been dismantled now that news of the link has reached even the murkiest backwaters of the human gene-swamp and revolution is surely imminent as the ideas and institutions of the past begin to crumble.
At least the logicians and the rationalists have something to celebrate for a change. And bless them, they deserve it.
