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• We f*****g rule! posted (2 weeks, 4 days) ago
  We ******’ rule all your ***** I’ve been raped by pigs and I’m fine Blow up the …

• Just because I’m bored & Beefheart is awesome. posted (3 weeks, 2 days) ago
  [youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCSPf5Viwd0] Post some music or whatever. Lol most uninspi…

• I think I have a problem. posted (4 weeks) ago
  It might sound a bit dramatic, but I think I have anger issues. I’m not totally crazy but whe…

• Tell me a secret! posted (1 month, 2 weeks) ago
  Random post, but I am thinking of writing a story and I need some ideas for characters. Basically,…

• Losing Touch… posted (2 months) ago
  I have been having this frightening reoccurring dream lately, and in my dream I am looking into a d…

• Rob Schneider is…. posted (2 months, 3 weeks) ago
  …a STAPLER! [youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGut4oU4Vig&feature=channel_page] T…

• ‘Love’ vs ‘In Love’ (Very long post) posted (3 months, 1 week) ago
  I have been thinking for a while now. And even though I seem to always go over the same thing, I fe…

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Abba Zabba's Top (5) Replies by other users' votes

• (3 votes) The Most Amazing Bimbo on Earth
  

  This is what happens when you lead a woman on to believe that her mouth was designed for more than choking on d***.
  
  - written 4 months, 3 weeks ago – voted for by BaconByAnyOtherName, Commander Ikari, dotspot

• (3 votes) So helpers, how’s it going?
  

  Pigeon’s like, “halp!”
  Pelican’s like “OM NOM NOM NOM”
  
  - written 4 months, 3 weeks ago – voted for by Commander Ikari, HALPnomnomnom, Penguin B☺y Brian

• (2 votes) Am I emo because I listen to music constantly, have scars on my wrists, and wear eyeliner?
  

  You’re an emo just for asking a whole bunch of anonymous people whether or not you are emo. Congratulations, emo.
  
  - written 3 weeks, 2 days ago – voted for by courtybubble, shamimi

• (1 vote) I’ve always felt very strongly that it really is the thought that counts.
  

  turner.bell, two words.
  
  LEAVE HIM.
  
  Oh god how much can I say, what else do you have to realise to convince yourself to ditch the b*stard? He is a complete dog, a user, abuser, a coward, a rat, I could go on and on. You need to just leave him. That is what you need to do. You know you do. Don’t be confused because he is sending out CLEAR signals and has been since the very first time you guys got together. HE KEPT YOU SECRET. He ASKED YOUR PERMISSION TO MAKE OUT WITH OTHER GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!! How clear a message do you want that he doesn’t love you and that he is an awful, awful guy?
  
  And you know what? I hate to say this, but the longer you stay with this guy the more you deserve all the mistreatment because you should KNOW BY NOW that the relationship is sour and that he has been using you the entire time. You need to wake up and start appreciating yourself a whole lot more than you do right now. That’s simply not good enough. You are LETTING HIM use you. Because you yourself are afraid of being alone.
  
  When you allow yourself to be controlled by your fears and insecurities, all kinds of sh*t can and WILL happen to you, and you’ll be left wondering ‘but I don’t deserve this, why why?’. At the end of the day bad things will always happen to you, and bad people will continually use and abuse you BECAUSE you have such a low appreciation of yourself and such low self-esteem. You are afraid, whimpering over this guy who is clearly just a total snake, and you should have left him long, long ago.
  
  No more confusion. You may love him. But you are in love with an illusion of love and safety and happiness that simply isn’t there. You need to leave him and start loving yourself. There’s not much we can do over a website to convince you. Now it’s up to you to wake up and smell the rot and end it.
  
  - written 1 week, 5 days ago – voted for by Morally Ambiguous JD

• (1 vote) Do you want to succeed - what does success mean to you?
  

  Haha yes, I am the trees and the grass and the rivers and the dumpster on my street.
  Nah look everyone defines success according to their own terms and that is fine with me. I think I am a success just for the fact that I’m still alive (could have been hit by lightning or had a satellite from space fall on my head or whatever) but no, I am still here. That is success in and of itself.
  Awards, the Nobel Peace Prize, Pulizers… these are all just ways of creating a new high standard for success, something to aim for, but its all subjective at the end of the day. When you die, you won’t care if you were a success because you’re dead.
  Actually, now that I think of it the greatest success any human could achieve would be to raise their own kids. Because that is what we are ultimately built for anyway. Procreation, survival of the species.
  
  - written 3 weeks, 2 days ago – voted for by Max

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• For all those brave souls who shaved!
  

  I think we can live with that.
  - written 1 hour, 50 minutes ago

• I am ugly?
  

  [quote alex_man12345678]If she wanted, why she did not make the first move?[/quote]
  
  Because us girls like it when the guy makes the first move. You’re a guy, that’s your job! At least initially anyway. If you wanted, you should have made a move boy!
  - written 15 hours, 27 minutes ago

• I am ugly?
  

  [quote courtybubble]DOOD!
  we cant give you a play by play script of how it should all go man.
  you have to just go with how you feel at the time, and have the balls to make the first move.
  without begging.[/quote]
  
  LOL I think a script is what he’s after!
  
  [quote 2d20]You don’t really even need a place to be alone. Crowds can be fun.[/quote]
  
  Eh, I’m not really one to have sex in public, let alone in amongst a crowd full of people. Unless of course I had agreed to an orgy, but I don’t think alex is wanting that kind of fun.
  - written 15 hours, 28 minutes ago

• TO MEN: Can’t you really be force to LOVE someone?
  

  Well if ‘boy’ B wasn’t in a relationship I’d say go for it, but we know my stance on that.
  Since boy A isn’t reciprocating, he is not interested. If he was, he’d be asking you out.
  So, my advice to you is, not to be so desperate for love and for a relationship. In that, being happy single and not having a need to be with someone in order to be happy is a good place to start.
  I pretty much guarantee that this may be the reason why no single guys are approaching you. You may be giving off the desperate vibe. Do you have your life under control? Are you at work or studying? Do you have hobbies and interests outside of dating? Do you have friends, something you’re passionate about?
  - written 15 hours, 31 minutes ago

• I am ugly?
  

  It’s not even about talking them into having sex. You just do it. Asking permission to have sex, is uh, something I would not recommend. Most of the time when two people want to have sex it just comes naturally. All you need is a place to be alone. No more excuses man, you just need to suck it up and date already!
  - written 15 hours, 39 minutes ago

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